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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you experimented with bestiality?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
—
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why am I attracted to older men?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance